3 BEDROOM!!! $550.00 A MONTH ALL UTILITIES PAID!! FREE RENT!!
Available Aug Ist - (Aug 10th) (Get the fuck out) 1,556 per month ($6,000 Deposit)
3 bedroom 1 bedroom apartment in spacious
house, mansion (Studio basement with (parolee neighbors who live in your
bed.)
All utilities are paid (including none of them.) Hookups for washer dryer
hookups available somewhere else (but not here.)
Window hookups available in kicthen (If you want to make your own window
Imagine the window that you could look
through to see our tatted up convict son johnny take a dump in the yard and smack his bitch whore
girlfriend
Linda when he's had a few too many (which is
every night.)
As long as we put (parenthesis) we can trick you into anything we
want (tenant agree's to pay insurance on my wife's
escalade.)
There might be a sink (If there
is tenant agrees to let me wash my ass in
it.) (We pay nothing)
(Church
is for Homos) (Obama wants my gun) (Your own bathroom (shared.) (we will
barbecue under your bedroom window.)
No pets allowed (but we have two dogs that bark uncontrollably whether we
are there or not) (tenant pays for dog food)
Stunningly beautiful (BRAND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ten year old carpet (green
stains) (Tenant must agree to pay 200 dollars to have the green stains
professionally (not cleaned) (green stains are here to stay) (we want 200
bucks)
Free Wi-Fi (Free wife try) (She's a big smelly girl) (tenant pays for
internet) (wi-fi? why try?)
(wife has really bad body odor)
If interested call Earl and ask for Sandy or email me. (Number not listed)
(No e-mails)
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